Sunday, February 6, 2011

Fat Jokes

Kelly is so fat, that he shows up on radar.

The guy is so fat,that he leaves footprints in concrete!

Bill was so fat that when he stepped on the scale it showed, "To be continued."

One guy was so fat, that he had his own area code.

You are so fat even NASA orbits satellites around you.

Kelly is that big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."

I know a lady Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.

And Judy. She has so a lot of double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

Seriously though, Judy is not fat, she insists she is just 4 feed too short.



But Paulette takes the particular cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and your tide came in on Myrtle Beach.

Your mama's so fat, whenever she broke her leg, gravy poured available!

Kelly is so extra fat, they use his belt to measure the particular Earth's equator.

The guy is so body fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough acrylic to power Detroit for just a month!

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says towards other, "Your round."

The other one says "Consequently are you, you excess fat pig!"
 Kelly is so body fat, if he wore any GoodYear hat, he'd appear to be a blimp.

You usually are so fat you have been baptized in Sea Entire world.

You are so extra fat, you had your child pictures taken by satellite tv for pc.

Kelly is so excess fat, people jog around your pet for exercise.

Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "Zero live stock please."

Hey momma's so fat your lover needs a VCR for any pager

Your mama's thus fat that her omphalos makes an echo

Years old momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes having a lifeguard

Yo mama's therefore fat, on Halloween your woman says "Trick or Meat loaf!"

Yo mama's so excess fat, I had to require a train and two busses just to get to be able to her GOOD side.

Years old momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, "Hey, Taxi."

Yo momma's consequently fat she had to have baptized at sea earth.

Your momma is and so fat, she climbed inside Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo momma's so fat the only time period she sees 90210 will be on the scale.

Hey Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.

Yo Mama's so fat as soon as she wore high high heels she struck oil.

Years old Mama's so fat your lover plugged the hole within the ozone layer.

Yo Mama's so fat the lady ate the milky technique.

Yo Mama's so weight she has to don a wide load sign.

Yo Mama's so fat the army uses the woman's panties for a parachute.

Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Your Momma's so body fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

Yo momma is so body fat, she has more chins than a Chinese language phonebook.

Your momma is fat when she walked on a scale it said 1 person during a period please.

You momma's so fat, when she guides, she shows up around the Rictor scale!

Your the female is so fat the lady steps on a buck and makes change.

Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Your momma's butt is just too large, she got stopped at the airport for having 190 pounds of crack!

Your mama's so fat when she walked by the construction site they utilized her as a destroying ball.

Your momma's consequently fat, once she hopped in the water, along with everyone ran out screaming, "Tsunami!"

Yo mommas consequently fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady mentioned, "we don't do drapes".

Your momma is and so fat, I take the woman panties and I utilize them as the main holiday of my yacht.

Yo mamma so fat, your woman got more rolls then a pastry truck!

Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks such as a package of hotdogs

Years old momma's so fat whenever she takes a bath her feet don't acquire wet!

Yo momma's consequently fat her high college graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo momma's so fat, your lover could sell shade.

Yo momma's so fat as soon as she goes to a nearby restaurant, she doesn't get some sort of menu, she gets a quote.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even soar to a conclusion!

Hey mama so fat the girl looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Hey mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't buy her liposuction!